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maffa · May 22, 2006, 11:39 AM // 11:39

Sittin down watching the footy with some friends the other night (it was a boring game) I came up with a new invention to totally revolutionise the sit down visits to the lavvy.

Its a basic electronic music storage device that would be fixed to the wall next to the toilet. While you are sat there waiting to do your business you could be listening to your best tunes with headphones or a mini speaker (communal lavvy). Visits could be a melodical affair and in the case of communal lavvies, group karioke.

But the main worry atm is what to call my fabulous new device?
An i-log or an i-bog?

Your thoughts and comments please

Kaguya · May 22, 2006, 11:58 AM // 11:58

I wouldn't be very suprised if Japanese toilets didn't already have those

They already have heated seats and other high tech stuff on them..

maffa · May 22, 2006, 12:20 PM // 12:20

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Originally Posted by Kaguya

I wouldn't be very suprised if Japanese toilets didn't already have those

They already have heated seats and other high tech stuff on them..

Yeah, s'pose. Couldnt find much under the 'Basic features' apart from 'Posterior wash' and the 'customised features' just went on about the 'feminine wash' and different nozzles to use! Advanced features go on about heated water and air conditioning, while 'Future Developments' mention cell phones and masturbating with water jets (hopefully not at the same time), but nothing mentioning musical accompyment. There is an added option of the flush box (makes a sound of flushing water to drown out sounds from anal region) but again (and surprisingly coming from a Japanese site), there is no mention of a karioke option.

So, as far as I'm concerned its still a go-er.

i-log or i-bog?

fiery · May 22, 2006, 01:21 PM // 13:21

Agreed, going to Japan they do they these kind of toilets as it is. They played music, seat warmer, fragrance sprayer, and self cleaner.

Jedimagician · May 23, 2006, 08:09 AM // 08:09

you guys talking about japanese toilets reminds me of that episode of simpsons when they went to japan...

Divinitys Creature · May 23, 2006, 07:10 PM // 19:10

I want a heated toilet seat and self-cleaning toilet

*wants*

I pwnd U · May 23, 2006, 07:44 PM // 19:44

I dont think you can use i-log or i-bog without apples consent, since it is ovbious that you got those ideas from the i-Pod.

maffa · Jun 01, 2006, 12:03 PM // 12:03

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Originally Posted by I pwnd U

I dont think you can use i-log or i-bog without apples consent, since it is ovbious that you got those ideas from the i-Pod.

#clunk# #penny drops#

Anyone else not got a sense of humour?